A persuasive argument courtesy of ChatGPT:
Embark on a truly enchanting journey this festive season with our exclusive Craft Beer Advent Calendar—a beguiling exploration into the realm of artisanal brewing! Uncover the magic of each passing day as you unwrap 24 meticulously selected craft beers, promising an extraordinary array of styles and flavors. From the bold embrace of hop-infused IPAs to the luxurious depths of velvety stouts, each brew is a testament to the artistry that defines this season of merriment. This isn't merely a collection of ales; it's an irresistible invitation to revel in the unparalleled craftsmanship and innovation that transforms every sip into a moment of pure delight. Immerse yourself in the spirit of the holidays with our Craft Beer Advent Calendar—a bewitching tapestry of 24 days woven with the threads of discovery, indulgence, and sheer jubilation! Secure your spot in this unparalleled odyssey now, and let the festivities begin! Cheers to 24 days of unrivaled beer bliss! 🍻
And now a haiku:
Crafted brews unfold,
Twenty-four days of delight,
Cheers to festive nights.
Buy online, pick up in store
Pick up (in-store only) any time during our business hours -- whenever is convenient for you!
Texas state law allows for online purchase of these calendars, but they can only be picked up in-store in Austin, TX. We are not legally allowed to ship these calendars. You (or a proxy of your choosing) can pick up the calendar in our store any time during business hours starting on Wednesday, November 15th. Please don't try and pick up prior to that date -- we are only assembling the boxes on Tuesday, 11/14.